Found this on reddit this morning. It is extremely relevant to my current predicament.
If sports got reported like science
This has to be one of the better pieces of science-themed satire I’ve read recently, and really hits the nail on the head. What? A nail? Oh I’m sorry. A nail is a small metal spike with a flat ‘head’ typically driven through two or more pieces of material (often wood) to hold them together. Huh? No I can’t explain “to hold them together” in simpler terms. What do you mean you don’t believe I don’t have any right to be deciding what is and isn’t held together? Wait, what has my mother got to do with this? You’re not making sense. Oh, so now I’m the bad guy because I’m not respecting your opinion? …that’s what I get for trying to use a metaphor. [From Bad Astronomy]
In celebration of Picard day (June 16th, the closest we’ve got to Stardate 47457.1, apparently) I give you the classic Picard Song. Boy, after watching all that raw Picard, I could really go for a sandwich right now. Make it so number one! And don’t skimp on the mustard this time!
“I thought you said this was going to make my back feel better, Bill.”
“I say a lot of things George. Now be quiet. Skateboards aren’t supposed to talk.”
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![Watch out Tiny Kraken, because a new challenger has appeared! This time it’s Tiny Turtle! It gets +5 to cuteness because of alliteration. [From I Can Haz Cheezburger]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3q0bzdXxD1qzdr7ko1_500.jpg)
Watch out Tiny Kraken, because a new challenger has appeared! This time it’s Tiny Turtle! It gets +5 to cuteness because of alliteration. [From I Can Haz Cheezburger]
Help me! Help me! I’m stuck in an infinite loop! It never ends! AHHHH!
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This is a delightfully amusing, whimsical mashup two classic NES titles. All the way up to the end. At which point… OH GOD MY EYES. [From Josh]
![Robert Green makes Sir Patrick Stewart a sad Shakespearean panda. [From Wil Wheaton]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3zne8BGxM1qzdr7ko1_500.jpg)
Robert Green makes Sir Patrick Stewart a sad Shakespearean panda. [From Wil Wheaton]
![It’s a trap! Your eyes can’t repel cuteness of that magnitude! [From kawaiistarwars]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3gie7WgFv1qbkr5oo1_400.png)
It’s a trap! Your eyes can’t repel cuteness of that magnitude! [From kawaiistarwars]
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