The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.
John Lennon (via istillshootfilm)
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All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
Christopher Moore
the oil spill has hit four million gallons. or two escalade fill ups
Stephen Colbert (via 2x2is5)
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There’s a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Dorothy Parker
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
Kurt Vonnegut, “Cat’s Cradle”
Twitter is like having an extension built onto your own mind but without having first secured planning permission.
Simon Pegg
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglas Adams
